Snow White and the Huntsman: An Illustrated Summary
Spoilers, hastily drawn pictures, and I still have no idea how to draw people kissing.
Spoilers, hastily drawn pictures, and I still have no idea how to draw people kissing.
Scarlett Johansson, when asked if we see Black Widow and Hawkeye in a romantic situation. (via helicarrier)

I think he hits every goddamn kink I have. He hits them hard.
Wow. Just wow.
I don’t see the appeal of tom hiddleston she said
he seems quite lovely but I don’t understand the fervor she said
where did this enormous erection come from she saidHiddleston, you stop it this instant.

my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me
she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men
Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem
loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”
odin sed “NO LOKI…”“
loki cryed nd fell in2 space
he was gon.
odin whispered in2 space
“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”
(dat ment odin is a jerk)
~**~*REBLOAG IF U CRY EVRY TIME**~*~~
Oh God, can’t stop laughing at Odin.
Sadly it looks like porn version of Thor will be hetero-centric. Which is odd considering how much eyeliner Loki seems to be wearing.