Snow White and the Huntsman: An Illustrated Summary

gingerhaze:

Spoilers, hastily drawn pictures, and I still have no idea how to draw people kissing.

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consultinghufflepuff:

rachgellers:

i wish i had an explanation (x)

YES

Reblogged from Hungry and Spammy

atropabelladonna1120:

Preference, dear. The word you want is preference.

sdkay:

When you became so hot?

sdkay:

When you became so hot?

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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY

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There’s no time for romance, we have shit to Avenge.
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redkiteslongnights:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

dappahfellah:

I think he hits every goddamn kink I have. He hits them hard.

Wow. Just wow.

I don’t see the appeal of tom hiddleston she saidhe seems quite lovely but I don’t understand the fervor she saidwhere did this enormous erection come from she said

Hiddleston, you stop it this instant.

redkiteslongnights:

callmekitto:

raggedymind:

dappahfellah:

I think he hits every goddamn kink I have. He hits them hard.

Wow. Just wow.

I don’t see the appeal of tom hiddleston she said
he seems quite lovely but I don’t understand the fervor she said
where did this enormous erection come from she said

Hiddleston, you stop it this instant.

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umakoo:

I put a spell on you
Because you’re mine

umakoo:

I put a spell on you

Because you’re mine

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Fatherhood a la Benedict Cumberbatch

  • Kid: Uh, dad?
  • Benedict: *looks up from book* Hm?
  • Kid: I found pictures of you online
  • Benedict: *smiling* Yes, well, that's to be expected.
  • Kid: No, like. Of you and uncle Martin.
  • Benedict: *still acting innocent* Well of course.
  • Kid: Dad, it's fanart where you're having sex.
  • Benedict: Dammit.
  • Kid: Dad?
  • Benedict: Do you see why I didn't want you having access to the internet?
  • Kid: ...
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my mom once told me there are 40 years old men out on the internet pretending to be 16 years old girls just to kidnap and rape me

she never told me about the 16 years old girls who wants to kidnap and rape 40 years old men

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benedictatorship:

steverogerssexual:

qchord:

Loki nd th0r wer falling off a bridge wen ther dad catched dem

loki sed “daddyz will U luv me 4evr”

odin sed “NO LOKI…”“

loki cryed nd fell in2 space

he was gon.

odin whispered in2 space

“i ment to sey i wud luv u TH0R-evr…”

(dat ment odin is a jerk)

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